Flukeman to Replace Mulder in New X-Files Episodes

No, not really. But imagine this guy in a nice black suit:

I hope you weren't planning on sleeping any time soon.

I hope you weren't planning on sleeping any time soon.

And now that The X-Files is returning, I wonder what the opening credits will entail. The found-footage flying saucer seems less relevant today than a decade ago. We'll find out soon enough, I suppose.

In the meantime, here's an interesting conversation about the current state of conspiracy theories in relation to The X-Files, as discussed on Q.

X-Files Revival!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ZOMG

No, seriously, The X-Files may make a brief return in the coming months and I am very excited and skeptical.

Why skeptical?

Because many shows and movies lately are based on nostalgia, and sometimes nostalgia leads to you Facebook stalking an ex at 3 AM and reminding yourself that some things end because they have run their course and this makes you sad and happy at the same time but mostly glad that the past is in the past where it should be.

And yet.

I am the only person on the planet who liked the second X-Files movie. It was essentially a long episode of the series, and I dug that.

So, yeah.

Sometimes nostalgia leads to Facebook stalking an ex, but sometimes instead you end up Facebook stalking a good friend you haven't spoken to in months, and then you message that friend and say yo what are you doing stop living in NYC and let's get together and then you get together and it is grand and you think to yourself, Boy am I glad I Facebook stalked you because of my 3 AM attack of nostalgia.

An X-Files revival will be like that.

Right?

Right?

Writers are not "born" any more than painters are "born" and this conversation is boring.

I kinda like this article. It's a response to another article (technically a listicle, I guess) which I dislike.

But both articles are about something that I am very sick of talking/hearing/reading about, which is how MFA programs are either helpful or not helpful, and people who do not really want to be writers should not go around pretending they want to be writers, and should not waste their time or money because some people are just not cut out for this blah blah blah.

This is all well and good to think about at some point, but man oh man does it get tedious when it comes up again and again.

Is there any other profession where people do this to their own kind? Like, when carpenters get together en masse (at the yearly carpenter convention, obviously) do they break into groups of gossiping jerkwads snickering at each other? Dude, Tommy over there uses a wooden clawhammer instead of a fiberglass claw hammer! What an asshole! Tee-hee!

I say this knowing quite well how guilty of the same crap I have been in the past, and in retrospect can say how counterproductive it is, which is maybe why I find it so annoying now. I think we are most annoyed by in others what we dislike in ourselves. So yeah. I'm not blaming the original article writer for being ranty and pretty much dead wrong, and I'm not even blaming him for venting in public. I just think it is far better to put our energies elsewhere--which is a helpful mantra when it comes to virtually everything on the internet.

Sit in chair and write. Or don't. The end.

Crafting Widgets: A Common Sense Look at Adjunct Exploitation #NAWD

Let’s try a thought experiment.

Hold in your mind for a moment the image of a factory. This factory specializes in a very complex widget, a device that all of society agrees is important for daily life. People pay top dollar for these widgets.

There are two sets of workforce at the factory. The first is permanent. They sign contracts for years at a time. Some sign contracts saying they can never be let go unless they want to be. They get paid yearly. They are doing pretty well.

The second workforce is called “contingent,” or “adjunct.” Contingent meaning something like, “Contingent on the factory needing you as a worker for a little while.” Adjunct meaning something like, “A part of the factory that has been added on for now but is nonessential.” Imagine that these contingent or adjunct workers do the same amount of work as the permanent employees. Let’s say they all operate two widget stations each—but the contingents/adjuncts get paid half or less than half of what the permanent workers make, and they could be let go at any time. Because they are considered separate and nonessential. For this same reason, many contingent/adjunct workers have to take jobs at other factories or in totally unrelated fields. For this reason, too, they have less time to focus on making widgets, even though they love to make widgets. It is their passion to make widgets. Widgets are the future. They know this.

These widgets are so complicated and important and vital for society, in fact, that all of the workers take their widgets home with them each night. They study up on better widget-making techniques. They plan and study and build. Contingent workers and permanent workers alike, all hoping to create wonderful widgets.

It used to be the case that the contingent/adjunct workers were hired only when there were extra orders of widgets to be filled. But for the past several decades, the factory has had a steady, high number of orders, and rather than hiring more permanent workers, who cost more, simply began hiring more “separate and nonessential” workers until, oddly, the number of “separate and nonessential” workers outnumbered the permanent workforce. That is kind of weird. That does not sound “separate and nonessential” at all. But the people running the factory saw profits go up, and that is good, right, that is what we want? A profitable factory?

Except the “separate and nonessential” workers live in poverty, are overworked, are tired, are frustrated. Some of them become fed up and leave. Some of the ones who leave are great at making widgets. They do not want to deal with such depressing working conditions. Too bad. Even the permanent workers are beginning to take note, to be concerned, to feel like, “Um, hello, aren’t these people doing a whole lot of work, too? Maybe if they received better pay or job security we could all get to know each other a little better, work toward a better system.” But no. The factory administrators are not interested in hearing this. They see no reason for change.

Does any of this sound like the optimal way to create the best possible widgets? Does this factory have an eye on fair labor practices? Are they looking out for you and me, who might want to buy our widgets from them, or who might even want to create widgets some day?

Realize now that we are not talking about hypothetical work stations or factories or widgets, but real life universities and classrooms and students. Everything else is pretty much the same. This is the reality of higher education across the US. “Separate and nonessential” teachers who live in poverty are expected to perform the same tasks and at the same rate as permanent faculty. Is this a system that you feel confident in? Is this system looking out for students whose tuition is increasing every year so that the widget stations might look a little nicer while the workers receive no increase in pay and therefore have no more time or energy to help eager minds learn and grow—minds being the most important widgets we could ever have?

Ah, I’m mixing metaphors here. Excuse me. I’m just a little tired.

What happens now is up to you. The first step is to stand up for contingent workers. Stand up for adjuncts. Speak out. Let the world know it is time to do better.

Recommended Reads

If you're into speculative sci fi and/or mystery novels, I highly, seriously, super-duper really muchly recommend Ben H. Winters' The Last Policeman trilogy. I devoured the last two books in a day and a half, cutting into my own writing time. That's a problem.

Here they are on his site.

And here's a brief description of the first in the series:

"What’s the point in solving murders if we’re all going to die? Detective Hank Palace has asked this question ever since asteroid 2011GV1 hovered into view. Several kilometers wide, it’s on a collision course with planet Earth, with just six precious months until impact.

"Industry is grinding to a halt. Most people have abandoned their jobs. But not Hank Palace. As our story opens, he’s investigating the latest suicide in a city that’s full of suicides—only this one feels wrong. This one feels like homicide. And Palace is the only one who cares. What’s the point in solving murders if we’re all going to die?"

A Very Cool Anthology, Coming Soon

A collection that showcases feminist speculative fiction? Where do I buy it and how do I submit to the next one?

Book description: "Sisters of the Revolution gathers a highly curated selection of feminist speculative fiction (science fiction, fantasy, horror, and more) chosen by one of the most respected editorial teams in speculative literature today, the award-winning Ann and Jeff VanderMeer. Including stories from the 1970s to the present day, the collection seeks to expand the conversation about feminism while engaging the reader in a wealth of imaginative ideas."

Preorder here on Amazon, or buy directly from the publisher.

Today's Sciency Links of Note

The truth is out there. Tom Delonge of Blink 182 fame says he has had contact with aliens.

Is there life on Mars? There wants to be. Mars One, a nonprofit set on bringing people to Mars, unveils their top 10 hopefuls. I guess this is like playing Martian Idol, maybe? Read more about Mars One on their site, here.

Space probe Dawn nears dwarf planet Ceres, capturing some pretty nifty images. What are those bright white spots? Tom Delonge definitely knows.

And Japanese Scientists make some headway (get it, get it?) in the race to build a human brain. There's a lot more going on at The Human Brain Project, too.

This is not a blog

I don't want to be one of those people who updates my blog every two months saying things like, "Sorry it's been so long. I'm really busy." Truth is, I'd rather concentrate on producing more substantial work. You understand, yes, yes?

I'd like for this page to be something of a hub. I will post links to things and people I find interesting, paired occasionally with thoughts about those things. My aim is to create a resource for writers and readers of boundary-pushing fiction with an interest in science. Updates may be sporadic. We'll all just have to live with that. :)